kazzy_cee: (chocolate formula)
FINALLY we have some sun in the sky - I was starting to feel like hibernating!! It's lovely to see brighter skies after all the dull-grey-all-day skies!

This week I have been busy, but I've made time to do some job hunting. There are a few things out there, so I've put out some feelers. I've also been schmoozing anyone I know that might like to employ me ;) Watch this space! :D

proud mum moment )

Also - I bought myself a 'joke a day' desk calendar as a local shop was selling them off (50p instead of £10!). I promise I won't inflict all of the jokes on you, but these two this week really made me smile...

What do you call an angry bear with no legs?
punchline )

and

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
Read more... )

LOLZ!!

Dec. 10th, 2008 09:41 pm
kazzy_cee: (ani christmas)
A friend sent me this, so I had to share....

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.


The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

cut for the gag! )

LOLZ!!

Dec. 10th, 2008 09:41 pm
kazzy_cee: (ani christmas)
A friend sent me this, so I had to share....

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.


The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

cut for the gag! )
kazzy_cee: (billie music)
Some people may have seen this already - but there's a nice interview with Anthony Head here.

I'll be at the Borderline tonight, so if you see me wave! I'm hopeless at recognising people (short sighted and useless memory!) so grab me if you want to say hello! :)

here's a photo of me when we visited Tussaud's in New York )

I have no idea why - but this made me laugh today. So silly!!
kazzy_cee: (billie music)
Some people may have seen this already - but there's a nice interview with Anthony Head here.

I'll be at the Borderline tonight, so if you see me wave! I'm hopeless at recognising people (short sighted and useless memory!) so grab me if you want to say hello! :)

here's a photo of me when we visited Tussaud's in New York )

I have no idea why - but this made me laugh today. So silly!!
kazzy_cee: (postit check Lj)
OK - maybe you have to be as big a geek as me to 'get' this, but I loved it *chuckles*

silliness for Sunday under here )
kazzy_cee: (postit check Lj)
OK - maybe you have to be as big a geek as me to 'get' this, but I loved it *chuckles*

silliness for Sunday under here )

*waves*

Jan. 5th, 2008 02:48 pm
kazzy_cee: (easily distracted)
Hello!!! *waves*

I've almost recovered from the 'flu - it was a very nasty virus!! The worst night was New Years Eve when my fever peaked at just over 103 degrees, and led to a bazaar night of hallucinations about (of all things!) databases.....!!

Unfortunately I had to go into work on Wednesday (when I still had a high fever) to attend some training, and then again on Thursday to deliver some training. Friday was spent on the sofa watching TV and I'm just about OK today apart from a headache that won't go and occasionally coughing myself silly..... *sighs*

Good thing is that as I've not been eating anything over the last week I've actually not put on any weight despite over indulging over Christmas week ;)

Anyhoo - I've flicked through my f-list briefly, but I've not had a chance to leave comments - so *hugs* to those who need them; a huge 'thank you' for sharing all your photographs/videos of snow falling and cute children etc; and once again for all the arty things.

Today I've been laughing at some of the entries here - geek heaven....


one of the classic examples from the site...  )

I will finish outstanding icons at some point, but not for a few more days I'm afraid (sorry!)

*waves*

Jan. 5th, 2008 02:48 pm
kazzy_cee: (easily distracted)
Hello!!! *waves*

I've almost recovered from the 'flu - it was a very nasty virus!! The worst night was New Years Eve when my fever peaked at just over 103 degrees, and led to a bazaar night of hallucinations about (of all things!) databases.....!!

Unfortunately I had to go into work on Wednesday (when I still had a high fever) to attend some training, and then again on Thursday to deliver some training. Friday was spent on the sofa watching TV and I'm just about OK today apart from a headache that won't go and occasionally coughing myself silly..... *sighs*

Good thing is that as I've not been eating anything over the last week I've actually not put on any weight despite over indulging over Christmas week ;)

Anyhoo - I've flicked through my f-list briefly, but I've not had a chance to leave comments - so *hugs* to those who need them; a huge 'thank you' for sharing all your photographs/videos of snow falling and cute children etc; and once again for all the arty things.

Today I've been laughing at some of the entries here - geek heaven....


one of the classic examples from the site...  )

I will finish outstanding icons at some point, but not for a few more days I'm afraid (sorry!)
kazzy_cee: (postit check Lj)
click )
kazzy_cee: (postit check Lj)
click )
kazzy_cee: (ani earth chocolate)
Hi Girls, despite all the walking we did while on holiday I'm starting this first thing tomorrow!

Under the cut a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!!

Read more... )
kazzy_cee: (ani earth chocolate)
Hi Girls, despite all the walking we did while on holiday I'm starting this first thing tomorrow!

Under the cut a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!!

Read more... )
kazzy_cee: (ani LOLZ)
What do you expect when:

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
kazzy_cee: (ani LOLZ)
What do you expect when:

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

*chortles*

Jan. 19th, 2007 07:45 pm
kazzy_cee: (ani LOLZ)
I don't usually pass these on... but this one is really really serious!!

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

Read more... )

*chortles*

Jan. 19th, 2007 07:45 pm
kazzy_cee: (ani LOLZ)
I don't usually pass these on... but this one is really really serious!!

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

Read more... )
kazzy_cee: (ani Oooo..Look! cat)
Some extremely silly photos taken at 'just the right angle' sent to me today by my hubby....



more under here )
kazzy_cee: (ani Oooo..Look! cat)
Some extremely silly photos taken at 'just the right angle' sent to me today by my hubby....



more under here )

LOL!

Dec. 20th, 2006 01:00 pm
kazzy_cee: (ani LOLZ)

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